{"product_id":"mommy-drinks-because-you-cry-coloring-book","title":"Mommy Drinks Because You Cry Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMommy Drinks Because You Cry Coloring Book\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sarcastic adult coloring book for parents who love their kids but need a laugh at the end of a long day. Written by Hannah Caner, this 64-page paperback pairs beautiful designs with brutally honest captions, giving you a calming creative outlet with a healthy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the rare moments you finally get to yourself, unwind with the meditative act of coloring while embracing your inner sass. Each illustration is matched with the very best of our worst thoughts, from \"I child-proofed my house, but they still get in\" to \"Home is where the vodka is.\" It is the perfect blend of relaxation and comic relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery page is printed on sturdy, tear-out stock, so your finished pieces work beautifully as cheeky wall art or passive-aggressive gifts. When you want to color but are not in the mood for sunshine and daisies, this book lets you speak your native sarcasm in full color. It also makes a hilarious present for the frazzled parent in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e64-page paperback by Hannah Caner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic, adult-humor captions on every design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy, tear-out pages ideal for framing or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxing, stress-relieving activity for grown-ups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for parents and coffee-and-wine lovers alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormat: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePages: 64\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Hannah Caner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are treating yourself or a fellow parent, the Mommy Drinks Because You Cry Coloring Book delivers the perfect mix of calm coloring and irreverent comedy in one impossible-to-put-down book.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52290698740013,"sku":"86737","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/8728\/9890\/files\/86737A.jpg?v=1786541753","url":"https:\/\/adultvibetoys.com\/products\/mommy-drinks-because-you-cry-coloring-book","provider":"AVT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}