{"product_id":"dear-cops-dont-search-this-gift-bag","title":"Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e from Wood Rocket turns ordinary gift-giving into a moment of cheeky comedy. Skip the plain wrapping paper and hand over your present in a snarky, conversation-starting bag that gets the laughs going before the gift is even opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted from sturdy green Kraft paper with a smooth white ribbon handle, this gag bag is built to carry a real present while delivering a punchline of its own. The bold printed message makes it the perfect finishing touch for gag gifts, adult novelties, or any cheeky present that deserves an equally cheeky presentation. It is the white elephant in the room that makes your gifts even more memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReusable and easy to fill, the bag works for birthdays, holidays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or any occasion that calls for a little irreverent humor. Simply drop in your surprise, and let the printed message do the rest. Its one-size design fits a wide range of gifts, so it is ready whenever you need an instant laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable green Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth white ribbon handle for easy carrying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold snarky printed message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable and easy to fill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for gag gifts and party occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Green Kraft paper with white ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: One size only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are prepping a party favor or dressing up a cheeky surprise, the Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag adds instant personality and plenty of laughs to any gift you give.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52364771459373,"sku":"BAG-025","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/8728\/9890\/files\/797725411814.jpg?v=1789170865","url":"https:\/\/adultvibetoys.com\/products\/dear-cops-dont-search-this-gift-bag","provider":"AVT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}