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Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag from Wood Rocket turns ordinary gift-giving into a moment of cheeky comedy. Skip the plain wrapping paper and hand over your present in a snarky, conversation-starting bag that gets the laughs going before the gift is even opened.
Crafted from sturdy green Kraft paper with a smooth white ribbon handle, this gag bag is built to carry a real present while delivering a punchline of its own. The bold printed message makes it the perfect finishing touch for gag gifts, adult novelties, or any cheeky present that deserves an equally cheeky presentation. It is the white elephant in the room that makes your gifts even more memorable.
Reusable and easy to fill, the bag works for birthdays, holidays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or any occasion that calls for a little irreverent humor. Simply drop in your surprise, and let the printed message do the rest. Its one-size design fits a wide range of gifts, so it is ready whenever you need an instant laugh.
Whether you are prepping a party favor or dressing up a cheeky surprise, the Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag adds instant personality and plenty of laughs to any gift you give.
