{"product_id":"dear-cops-dont-search-this-bag-gift-bag","title":"Dear Cops Don't Search This Bag Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDear Cops Don't Search This Bag Gift Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e from Wood Rocket turns ordinary gift-giving into a full-blown punchline. Skip the boring wrapping paper and hand over your present in a snarky sack that gets a laugh before the recipient even peeks inside. It is the perfect finishing touch for gag gifts, white elephant swaps, and any occasion that calls for a little cheeky attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from sturdy green Kraft paper with a smooth white ribbon handle, this bag is as functional as it is funny. The bold printed message does all the talking, so you can drop in your gift and let the paper deliver the joke. Roomy enough for novelties, bottles, or an assortment of small surprises, it keeps everything hidden until the big reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis gag gift bag is ideal for bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, holidays, and any celebration where humor is the theme. Reusable and eye-catching, it works just as well as a party prop or display piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnarky printed \"Dear Cops\" message for instant laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable green Kraft paper construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable white ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for gag gifts, parties, and white elephant swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Green Kraft paper with ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: One size only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive your next present some serious personality with the Dear Cops Don't Search This Bag Gift Bag.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52353135673645,"sku":"BAG-025","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0272\/8728\/9890\/files\/797725411811.jpg?v=1788917724","url":"https:\/\/adultvibetoys.com\/products\/dear-cops-dont-search-this-bag-gift-bag","provider":"AVT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}