Meet the Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy, the delightfully naughty twist on everyone’s favorite cuddly bear. By day, Teddy is the sweet, soft plush you remember — but after hours, this Cheeky Pornament reveals his wild side! Featuring a bold red gag ball and a mischievous grin, this collectible ornament turns innocent nostalgia into cheeky adult humor that’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Each Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy is a true work of art, hand-blown by skilled glassblowers and individually painted with incredible detail. The glossy finish captures every expressive feature, from Teddy’s wide eyes to his suggestive smile. Whether you’re decorating for the holidays or gifting it to someone with a wicked sense of humor, this naughty ornament is sure to be the star of your tree (and your next holiday party).
Crafted with care, every Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy undergoes a 10-point quality control inspection to ensure perfection in both design and durability. Measuring between 5 to 7 inches tall and weighing under one pound, each ornament comes individually packaged in a two-piece protective shell for safe storage and gifting. Perfect as a gag gift, adult stocking stuffer, or tongue-in-cheek décor piece, it’s equal parts cute and scandalous.
Key Features
- Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy – the iconic bear with a naughty twist
- Hand-blown, individually painted glass ornament
- Detailed design with premium glossy finish
- 10-point quality control for lasting durability
- Height: 5 – 7 in | Weight: Under 1 lb
- Two-piece protective packaging for safekeeping
- Great adult gift for collectors or friends with a sense of humor